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We have just been rudely awakened by the very loud, very insistent fire alarm. We and all of our neighbors staggered out into the hallway, modeling a wide variety of PJs, to discover that our batty neighbor upstairs (the one who cuts bushes at 10pm) was the one responsible for setting off the alarm. She claims she doesn't know why. Another crazy lady (the one who was prone to cookies) was convinced she smelled cooking and kept asking me "Don't you smell cooking?!" Both batty ladies together decided they should call the fire department. "Do you know their number?" One batty lady asked another. Luckily, the fire department came on their own and turned off that infernal noise. We're going back to bed now!!!